7:30 am – I cut the grass. And yes, you do care. Like this status and win a ticket to your house.
9:00 am – Took a shower and sat on the sofa in a daze from cutting all that grass.
10:00 am – I’ve decided I really don’t like Facebook. Why do folk plan their days around it anyway?
11:00 am – Juiced a buncha carrots and some other vegetables. Boy, was it nasty…Why is it not okay to grab some leaves off a tree and snack on them with Picante Sauce?
12:30 pm – The summer art project with the homeschoolers is almost a wrap.
3:00 pm – Every time I turn around, I’m hungry. This is really getting on my nerves.
3:30 pm – I could really go for that vanilla ice cream and graham crackers in the kitchen. Been thinking about it for three whole days. Ridiculous…
4:30 pm – My inner chunky girl wants the carbs, not me. I’m like, so above that…Aren’t I?
8:30 pm – I wonder who could clean my studio on the cheap…I’m retiring Facebook, btw.
10:00 pm – I just love that broccoli soup from Publix…Okay, no more talk about food.
11:30 pm – Okay, I’m hungry again and I don’t think tree leaves and Picante Sauce are gonna cut it…If I was sleep, I wouldn’t even know I was hungry.
12:00 am – I have a cure for everything but how to shut up.
No, these were not real statuses on Facebook or anywhere. Dear Readers, do you obsess with social media? Can you go one week without it?