“Beatrice in Action” Color pencil on paper. Copyright 2014 Totsymae
Thank you so much for holding while I finished that phone call. When you’re in hot demand, like myself, you simply have to tell people no sometimes. Denzel, and I won’t say his last name, can be so annoying sometimes. Don’t get me wrong, he’s still fine and fabulous but so am I, okay?…At least he sounded like the real thing but never mind that. I’m not in the business of discrediting how fabulous I am.
It is absolutely freezing here in the ATL, people. The wind is blowing so hard, it’s almost as fierce as I am. As I stepped a stiletto onto the foyer to get out of the elements, Denzel rang me up as if he’s familiar. As he should be but anyway, he called, wanted to swing by as if I’m some holler back girl. Naturally, I said no because I’m only a last minute kind of girl when I’m doing the dropping in, okay?
Anyway, it’s come to my understanding that Porscha, from the Real Housewives, is getting the boot after two seasons. I’m so happy for the people who watch that show to see you go, Porscha. Now, that you’re divorced, is your last name changing to Ditz, because you don’t know too much about anything. What school graduated you, hon? And not to offend blonds but Porscha darling, were you that black chick meeting the quota to attend Dumb Blond University? I mean, really! You’ve not only set education back to a time where black people couldn’t be formally educated in America, you have our ancestors rolling over and questioning if their struggle was for naught. Maybe that’s why it’s so cold outside. Yes, I’m going to blame you for my well-pedicured toes still unthawing after 15 minutes of being in the house.
People, I’m done here. Have a look for yourself. I’m going to get with my people and see if I can track down this woman’s number because I owe her a slap. Stay beautiful. I know I will.
Forever yours and Denzel’s,
All Things Totsy and Beatrice 
Happy New Year, Miss B!
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Happy New Year to you.
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Ooh, Beatrice, I hope you read her the riot act. And then slap her!
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Unfortunately, I’m still trying to locate her number. I’m diligent, however.
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Oh Lord, she did not just say that? No she did, didn’t she. Slap her twice, once for me.
Happy New Year Ms. B.
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Sadly, yes. I’m sure there are people standing in line behind us to do this very thing.
May this be your best year yet.
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I don’t get to watch Real Housewives here in the Andes, but I had to stop by and check out your art. LOVE it. We both received really cool awards from Monica Medina. Fun to “meet” you, and thanks to Monica for the introduction!
Blogging from Ecuador,
Kathy
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Ecuador! I don’t meet too many living or from there. And thank you. You’re not missing anything by not watching the show. Me watching only says I’ve got time to be wasted but I do have an obligation to report these kind of things, being a National Hollywood Gossip Correspondent. 🙂
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“But it has to be an opening for railroad at some point because somebody’s driving the train” LOLOL! How many ways do you spell DumbAss?! We know who’s not driving the train! Hello! God bless babies and fools!
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Now, that’s the truth on a platter.
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