FYI: Things You Might Wanna Know

“Lies You Telling!” Acrylic on Paper. Copyright 2014 Totsymae

I hope you enjoyed the trailer for Sincerely, Beatrice. We’re making small strides behind the scenes, despite everything. I wish there were two of me. Well, to be more precise, a better me. I won’t go into that now. My eye itches. And that’s how I’m gonna  take my exit on that.

Now that we’ve gotten Women’s History Month behind us, I need to bring to your attention that April is Irritable Bowel Syndrome (IBS) Month. Did you know there was a whole month recognizing this unfortunate circumstance? I’m not poking fun or nothing but I do find it kinda awkward. I mean, I’d really prefer to remain anonymous if that was an issue. Is there a support group where folk sit in a circle and talk about it or something? I’m real curious.

It’s also Emotional Overeating Awareness Month. Now, that one, I got my pom poms in the closet for. I partake in this activity on occasion and I’ll be honest, that’s some darn good eating at the time but it’ll sho’ nuff kick your butt later. But let’s not talk about IBS and overeating all in the same breath. That’s even more awkward, don’t you think? Moving on…

April is also Frog Month, okay? I don’t know how special that is to you but hey, why leave the frogs out. And last but most certainly never the least, it’s National Sexually Transmitted Diseases Month.

I’m just the messenger, folks.