In this life, you must be about the business of performing the work you were called upon to do. To be involved in anything else is time wasted. While I serve as your National Hollywood Gossip Correspondent, well, until my International License is approved, I’m also the Relationship Police. Since that says it all, I want to head right into my subjects for the day, people.
First of all, I’m truly sorry The Voice, which was Whitney Houston, has left us. I rooted for her comeback, because really, why would I not? Why would I have wanted to see her remain on a downward spiral and poke fun or play self-righteous? All of us have our demons. We all fall down but not as publicly, outside of my little mishap yesterday. Though, anyway…
I want to address you today, Little Bobbi Christina. I know you don’t know me but I’m very well aware of you. And your mother’s manager, who was surely “managing” alright. She’s the one who took the photo of your lovely mother as she lay for her last viewing. It was during the private viewing that this photo op took place, which then went on to the gossip rags. I know she’s family but she’s lowdown and dirty for what she did. Though. the bigger matter is this little relationship you’re carrying on, Little Bobbi.
You’re still a babe and need to hop a plane to Jersey to be with your grandmother. Sweetie, you don’t need to be down here in Georgia living and engaged to that young man. He’s been living as your brother and it should remain as such. I caught the interview you had with Oprah. I’m truly at peace that you’re at peace with your mother passing. That’s healthy because I know initially, it wasn’t. But Baby, what isn’t healthy is you parading all over town, hugging and sporting this 2-pound diamond. I want you to know, I’m carrying a good stock of switches should I happen upon you at some point. Both you and the boy will feel the wrath of the Lord should I be fortunate in meeting your acquaintance. As a matter of fact, I’ve been hanging out at Lenox Square Mall hoping we’d bump into one another. Enough said, Baby Girl. (Now braiding the switches)
And Ariana, as for the Jolies or Brads getting engaged? Well honey, all I can say is that’s more attention for the Leg Woman.
Angelina, well Sweetie, I’ve never been particularly crazy about you or your acting abilities but do your thing, if that’s what you feel is your gift to the world. Whatever. I’m just not into female action heroes, that’s all. Brad, I do want you to clean up for this wedding. Don’t let Angelina have you waiting for her at the end of the wedding aisle barefoot and wearing cutoff jeans, with your beard braided up and beads dangling from it. I can see this so clearly and I so wish I didn’t. Honey, your mother raised you better than that. I know it’s challenging to be weird in Hollywood but be yourself and smell good at least. You don’t look like you smell too well, Baby. Other than that, I’m most appreciative of what you do. Oh, and should these nuptials actually take place, check your woman for those side splits to ensure we’re not flashed with another leg. As my good friend Totsy would say, “That’s ridamndiculous.”
Good advice for the young-un. RIP Whitney.
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I do hope she is at peace. Lord knows, it’s hard to find it when we’re living sometimes.
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For some reason I could not get W out of my thoughts for 2 days prior to her demise. Unexplained precognition ? What did she see in that creep who certainly got her hooked?
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So peculiar that you’id have Whitney on your mind prior to her death.
I’m not sure who got who hooked. It just seems what happened shouldn’t have.
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Love the Brad comments. Those got me laughing.
Sure would be nice if Bobbi Christina took the wise advice. Unfortunately, I think that poor girl has a rough road ahead.
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Maybe an intervention is in order on both accounts. Brad, for his attire and Bobbi Christina, to break up this little love nest. I’m so worried about her.
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So sad about Whitney and even more so for Bobbi Kristina. It’s hard to lose a parent at any age, but for her, it must be really difficult. She’s looking for security and I hope she finds it. I hope she finds someone who truly loves and takes care of her so she can be strong and healthy.
As for Angelina and Brad? Nuff said!
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You’re so right. She is latching on and looking for security. I hope she has a surrogate mother or someone like that to steer her properly.
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Oh, if only Hollywood really did have Beatrice there! A better world for the rest of us, I just know it!
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I am working on my resume as we speak, Granbee. 🙂
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You are plum down home good sense. I hope somebody listens. I don’t see Angelina marrying Brad. Who on earth would trade the name “Angelina Jolie” for “Angelina Pitt”? Nobody in her right fool mind, that’s who.
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You know, I don’t see a marriage happening either. If it does, it’ll be brief. And believe me, she won’t change her name. She’s already aware that Pitt doesn’t have a nice rinig to it. Besides, marrying is Brad’s idea, not hers. We shall see what happens though.
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Between the two of you hilarious — however, your acuity is not to be overlooked — women, you could have a very successful television show. I think it should be called “Let me tell you how it is”. Please tell Beatrice I enjoyed her perspicacious and comedic diatribe.
🙂
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Thank you so much, Cara. Maybe I should allow Totsy out of the basement now. 🙂
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LOL! Or just grab a glass of wine and join her?
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Too funny. I agree!
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Why George, I’m glad you see these critical matters my way. 🙂
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I hope you are feeling better after you fall….. and that is why I am getting all my Hollywood news from you – you say it like it is!
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I am much better, after my manicure and facial. A little pampering can do wonders for the ego. And do tune in for more. I’m far from done…
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I think Bobbi Christina needs another word of warning. If that ‘manager/family member’ would sell out her mother by profitting off of ‘death’ photos, what on earth would she do to that young woman? She’d better stay far and away from the users in life. And then open up her heart to feel your wise words and to know that we are all rooting for her to succeed.
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You know, that manager is a family member, married to Whitney’s brother. What a mess that is. I was absolutely livid. And she was so composed on the interview with Oprah, as if she was a third-party to what happened. A user! I hope that little girl surrounds herself with people unlike those who enabled her mother.
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Can’t wait for you to scoop up some more dish, Bea! Hollywood hasn’t seen anyone like you since the days of Hedda Hopper!
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I must research Hedda. Scoop is my middle name, Lorna. 🙂
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Beautiful Beatrice…I love you!
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And I love you too, Jennifer.
Hugs to you!
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Is it possible Bobbi Christina has gone off the deep end? This is her version of a breakdown, because frankly, I think it’s too soon to be at “peace” with her mother’s demise. And don’t get me started on Brangelina. I can’t stomach either of them.
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For her to be so young and so quickly settled with her mother passing is unusual. People do cope with grabbing on to external means, as InsideJourneys implied. I’m afraid that should this relationship go south, so will she. She’s so young and wealthy to have this much independence in the wake of her mother passing.
As for Brangelina, yes, let’s not even start with them. They have so worn out the paparazzi camera in my book.
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I sure do hope Bobbi Kris gets the help she so desperately needs. I hope things don’t get worse before they get better. Glad to know I’m not the only one who thinks Brad Pitt looks a bit on the dusty side! I know folks think he’s quite a looker, but I can’t get past all that unkempt facial hair.
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